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The following feature article was published in the Spring 2000 Supplement of the Loompanics Books Catalog.

 
The Dark at the End of the Bong
by Bob Newland
 
Organized Crime is directly paying a third or more of the 535 people sitting in the Congress of the United States. There is no other rational explanation for the kilotons of vice-producing laws we've had dumped on us since about the day my four-year-old granddaughter, Bridget, was conceived.
 
There used to be just three federal laws -- prohibiting money counterfeiting, treason, and piracy. On the day George Will pointed that out, when Bridget was about two weeks old, that number had grown to over 3000. Today, as Bridget's mother began teaching her phonics, there are over 10,000 federal laws. Every one of these 7000 newest laws was proposed by a Republican or a Democrat, and was passed with the collusion of both parties.
 
Claire Wolfe, whose essays have graced these pages, and whose Loompanics books will soon be banned and burned, said in the foreword to 101 Things to do 'til the Revolution, "America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system, but too early to shoot the bastards."
 
That there are 7000 new federal laws in four years is reason enough to shoot the bastards. After you have prohibited stealing, beating people up arbitrarily, killing people, defrauding people, creating imminent danger through personal negligence or malice, kidnaping, rape, and littering, what's left? A few dozen to differentiate between various degrees of crime and to propose appropriate punishment? Maybe.
 
The crimes I just listed create victims. But what -- that doesn't fall into one of the above-listed categories -- can properly be called a crime? The creation of more "crimes" through legislation is the result of special-interest lobbying, and imposes economic regulation under the guise of moral indignation. Someone -- often many someones -- gets paid off every time a law is passed today. I'd say that's true of every single law passed during the entire 20th Century.
 
The first wholesale disaster caused by this congressional whoring was alcohol Prohibition. In 1918, the rate of alcohol consumption had been steadily declining since the Civil War. Crime was low. During the next 14 years of federal alcohol prohibition, alcohol consumption rose to the current level, where it's hung for 68 years. Murders rose from three per 100,000 population per year to ten per 100,000. The drive-by shooting was born. Millions of our parents and grandparents were criminals. Many suffered horribly because the whimsical gavel of justice landed on them instead of their neighbors.
 
When Prohibition ended in 1932, the murder rate dropped like a rock to the pre-Prohibition level. All crime dropped to near pre-Prohibition levels. The nation enjoyed this state of relative safety and security for the next 35 years, despite the little-publicized antics of ex-Prohibition Agent Harry Anslinger, who had, along with the Hearst paper empire and DuPont Plastics (nylon), managed to vilify hemp, "marijuana", as the Next Big Threat to Virginity and the American Family.
 
In 1937, Congress passed the Marijuana Tax Act, which imposed a tax so steep on the production of cannabis hemp that hemp was de-facto banned. This served the three main players well. Hearst's forests became the principal source of paper. DuPont's nylon enjoyed market super-significance in textiles, plastics, cordage and many other products formerly made from hemp. And the jobless Anslinger became head of the newly-formed Bureau of Narcotics and Dangerous Drugs. Anslinger's wife's uncle, Andrew Mellon, also happened to be Secretary of the Treasury, wherein resided the BNDD. Anslinger (by self-admission in his autobiography) also supplied illegal morphine to Senator Joseph McCarthy for several years -- to prevent the Reds from finding out about McCarthy's addiction and blackmailing him. It's cozy up there in Washington.
 
The Vietnam War's daily imposition into everyone's living room by 1968 changed everything. Domestic groups were bombing banks and draft boards. War veterans -- vets, fer Crissakes! -- were protesting the Vietnam War. College students denied draft deferments by the adoption of the lottery system were being drafted, and were protesting. What could be causing this?
 
President Nixon asserted that the protests could not be rational. Therefore something was destroying rational thought. Marijuana! Yeah, that's it. Marijuana. National news magazines ran frequent stories about the upsurge in marijuana use. Anti-war protests centered around smoke-ins. Obviously, Anslinger had been right. Reefer was destroying our future, our very ability to send kids to places they never heard of to kill people they didn't know.
 
Thus was born the "War on Drugs". Anslinger had died, so Nixon chose G. Gordon Liddy to head a task force whose job it was to highlight the destruction caused by marijuana, LSD, mescaline, mushroom, and banana peel and nutmeg ingestion.
 
The Bureau of Narcotics and Dangerous Drugs soon became the Drug Enforcement Agency. Congress began passing a still-never-ending series of federal laws, many to prohibit a yard-long list of psychotropic (mood-altering) drugs, most of which had proven medical value. Other laws prohibited knowing anyone who used any of these drugs, or knowing of a place where such drugs were used or traded, or having a relative who had been accused of doing or knowing, or having property which had been accused of doing or knowing.
 
By 1985, the Fourth Amendment had been erased. There simply was no longer any such thing as "unreasonable" search or seizure. Cops were claiming -- credibly, according to the courts -- that a bulge in the suspect's pocket, which the cop had spotted a block away, looked like marijuana, and, upon a search, sure 'nuff turned out to be marijuana. Mention was rarely made of the hundreds, thousands, of people who were searched for bulges caused by Kleenex® or gloves.
 
Some states put people in jail for life for having a hempseed in their car trunks. The feds began incarcerating folks for 30, 60, 100 years for possession or sale -- or "conspiracy" thereto -- of certain substances. Rampant property seizures confiscated the life-savings and equity of hundreds of thousands of innocent people after simple allegations of "drug" violations. Louisiana and Florida cops began confiscating what they said was "large" amounts of cash on drivers they stopped -- saying that, even though no drugs were found, a given driver "had no other reason to carry 'that much' cash". The quantity of cash in question might be no more than a couple hundred dollars. Often, officers seized thousands of dollars and kept it, on no evidence of any wrongdoing.
 
When folks in the South began complaining of such tactics, the cops began offering drivers the option of keeping some of their own money if they would refrain from complaining. Some police agencies used the seized money to send officers on ski vacations.
 
All this under the auspices of a queer doctrine which says that, while property can commit a crime, property is afforded no civil rights or due process.
 
In 1968, the "War on Drugs" was declared. Using politics which had worked so well in Vietnam, no goal was stated and no agenda was outlined. Battle generals in the DEA were patted on the back after telling politicians they could see the light at the end of the bong. In 'Nam, Americans tried to make people stop being communists by dropping stuff -- bombs, bomblets, propaganda leaflets, Agent Orange -- on them from the air. In America, Americans tried to make people stop trying to feel better -- by taking all their possessions, putting their families on welfare, and incarcerating them. Predictably, the results were similar to those in Vietnam -- and to those of alcohol Prohibition.
 
Murder rose from 3 per 100,000 population, per year, in 1965, to over 10 per 100,000 now. Theft, muggings, and aggravated assault also rose dramatically during the 1968-2000 era. As the viciousness of the drug laws and their enforcement agents grew, so did drug use and crime centered around obtaining drugs. The risk factor being the most significant cost of drug dealing, the price charged for taking the risk grew exponentially, and so did the profits to some of the most vicious people on earth. The "War on Drugs" has been most effective at being a government price-support device for drug dealers.
 
Strangely, surveys show that drug use (licit and illicit) grew steadily during the last 30 years. Surveys show that the age of first-drug-use decreased steadily. Police corruption grew dramatically, centered more and more around drugs. Latin American governments fell like dominoes as America imposed her zero-tolerance policies, along with Agent Orange, on them. Over 60,000 innocent people have died in Columbia alone since 1975, caught in the crossfire between the cop cartels and drug cartels.
 
Congress, never at a loss for a rational explanation after promulgating a disastrous failure, began asserting that it was the fact that people could converse with each other which was causing such destruction. "If we could just stop folks from passing on knowledge, we could win their hearts and minds."
 
In that noble spirit, U.S. Senators Orrin Hatch and Diane Feinstein are currently attempting to codify a prohibition on the passing on of common knowledge. Having, since the infamous days on which they were elected to Congress, consistently created danger for common folks by escalating the "war on drugs", and having consistently and systematically disarmed common folks to prevent them from defending themselves, Hatch and Feinstein marched in bravely with the Final Solution.
 
Called the Methamphetamine Anti-Proliferation Act of 1999, it is the single most onerous piece of legislation we have ever seen. An interviewer once asked Ayn Rand when we would know we have to resist physically, that it's time to "take to the streets". She answered that we'd know when the free presses are shut down.
 
That's just what the Methamphetamine Anti-Proliferation Act will do. Within a 50-page bill, replete with egregious micro-management proposals and enhanced punishments concerning illicit substances, resides the following language:
 
(a) PROHIBITION ON DISTRIBUTION OF INFORMATION RELATING TO MANUFACTURE OF CONTROLLED SUBSTANCES-
 
(1) CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE DEFINED- In this subsection, the term `controlled substance' has the meaning given that term in section 102(6) of the Controlled Substances Act (21 U.S.C. 802(6)).
 
(2) PROHIBITION- It shall be unlawful for any person--
(A) to teach or demonstrate the manufacture of a controlled substance, or to distribute by any means information pertaining to, in whole or in part, the manufacture of a controlled substance, with the intent that the teaching, demonstration, or information be used for, or in furtherance of, an activity that constitutes a Federal crime; or
 
(B) to teach or demonstrate to any person the manufacture of a controlled substance, or to distribute to any person, by any means, information pertaining to, in whole or in part, the manufacture of a controlled substance, knowing that such person intends to use the teaching, demonstration, or information for, or in furtherance of, an activity that constitutes a Federal crime.
 
(b) PENALTY- Any person who violates subsection (a) shall be fined under this title, imprisoned not more than 10 years, or both.
 
As S. 486, this language was approved by the U.S. Senate on November 19, 1999. It will be heard by the House soon, as H.R. 2987. Perhaps, by the time you read this, it will be law.
 
Don't be misled by the "intent" or "knowing that such person intends to use" disclaimers. Federal prosecutors will state that anyone distributing such information had to "know" that the information would be used to violate federal law. They'll also say, in reply to First Amendment arguments, that distributing such information is analogous to yelling "Fire!" in a crowded theater. And the courts will usually agree. And it really makes no difference if the courts agree. As with all crimes, the punishment begins with the accusation, not with the conviction.
 
So, Hatch and Feinstein and their disgusting allies have crafted a bill which will put you in prison for writing and distributing the words: "Put the seed in the ground. Water it." Susan Calloway, a registered nurse and member of the Liberty Round Table, pointed out several months ago that under current federal and California state regulations, normal saline solution is a "controlled substance". Therefore, the penalties would even apply to talking about salt water.
 
The ACLU and other groups have vowed to immediately mount a Supreme Court challenge upon passage of the law. While I have almost no faith in the Supremes to do the right thing, this law has a chance of being struck down. Will Hatch and Feinstein then say, "Sorry, I made a mistake."?
 
No, they will immediately begin drafting another time-wasting, money-wasting, life-destroying bill, to solidly maintain their stupid, evil, counter-productive anti-drug credentials. These cretinous sub-human creatures have no shame, no conscience, and no principles beyond getting re-elected.
 
Loompanics -- along with hundreds of publishers, wholesalers, and retailers -- will have to withdraw a substantial portion of its titles if the Methamphetamine Anti-Proliferation Act survives the Supreme Court. Until it's challenged (and beaten) every publisher with finite finances will have to contort beyond the point of absurdity to avoid the chance of prosecution. "High Times" magazine will be finished. Movies and television will be able to depict neither someone rolling or even smoking a joint, nor refer to any part of the process of cooking crank.
 
News programs concerned with drug policy will have to entirely skirt the drug production process, including footage of growing hemp plants. Internet service providers, along with their clients, will face endless RICO "conspiracy" charges -- often for entirely innocent communications. The entire face of the Internet, along with all communication, will change dramatically. And that won't prevent prosecutions. Federal prosecutors will routinely bring charges -- and financial ruin -- to bear on arbitrarily-chosen victims simply to maintain the proper level of terror. Look to the IRS for lessons in maintaining control through terror.
 
How does this serve Organized Crime? As the level of misery in the United States explodes, more and more people will turn to sedatives and stimulants. Illegal drug supply will become THE growth industry of the early 21st century, along with, of course, incarceration.
 
My granddaughter Bridget will grow up in a nation more like Stalin's Russia than the Land of the Free. Exactly like Stalin's Russia, as a matter of fact. Bridget's phonics lessons will serve her well in reading what will be -- de facto -- ONLY government-approved communication. I won't be much help. I'll be dead or in prison.
 
It's as simple as this. If the Methamphetamine Anti-Proliferation Act is allowed to stand, then the First Amendment will have been erased. The free press will have been shut down. And we'll know. It's time.
 
 



 
Here are some Internet sources to reference on the Methamphetamine Anti-Proliferation Act of 1999 (S 486 -- passed 11/19/99; and H.R. 2987 -- up for House vote sometime soon):
 
1. Thomas® U.S. Congress Site for bill-tracking: <http://thomas.loc.gov/>
 
2. Media Awareness Project (MAP): <http://www.mapinc.org/>
 
3. A specific MAP reprint of an essay on the Methamphetamine Anti-Proliferation Act: <http://home.pacifier.com/~jinxette/free_speech_danger.htm>
 
4. Part of the machinery which will be used to enforce the Methamphetamine Anti-Proliferation Act: <http://www.aclu.org/echelonwatch/index.html>
 
Here is contact information for Bob Newland:
<http://www.nakedgov.com/>
mailto:newland@rapidcity.com
 
And be sure to visit Loompanics Books:
<http://www.loompanics.com/>
 
Author's Note: A Loompanics Books customer emailed me, asking,
"You stated that the number of federal laws has increased from 3000 to 10,000 in the last four years. I'd like to verify these numbers. Where did you get your figures from?"
 
Here's my answer:
"I have heard various figures on the number of federal laws. One attorney, who practices in the federal system, told me 'There's really no way to know. First, do you mean statute laws only? Or statute law and case law? Or do you want to add in various agency regulations which have the weight of law? Right now, all I can tell you is, there are thousands and thousands and thousands of written edicts the violation of which can get you arrested and charged with a federal crime.'
 
"The same guy told me that there's no doubt that the number of these laws and quasi-laws has easily tripled since 1996. So, in both cases (3000 and 10000) I may have understated the case."
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